welcome to my life im sorry for the mess.

17. art. animals- mostly dogs, food, internet,my fandoms include: potterhead, whovian, big bang theory, Drake & Josh, hunger games, most 90's nick showsobsessed with: KE$HA, j law, ZAC EFRON, ellen, amy pohler, tina fey, emma stone, the list goes on (in the about me tab below)


So my best friends little brother got mad at her…


so he posted this add on this website with her phone number attached and…




she has been getting calls and texts all day she’s getting so frustrated this is the best revenge ever I’m still laughing



i know this girl who replies ‘wah’ a lot to messages and like……….i really dont understand what ‘wah’ means

You think you are speaking to little girl but really

It is Waluigi




no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

(Source: babylizard)


i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness


do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankushington)