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17. art. animals- mostly dogs, food, internet,my fandoms include: potterhead, whovian, big bang theory, Drake & Josh, hunger games, most 90's nick showsobsessed with: KE$HA, j law, ZAC EFRON, ellen, amy pohler, tina fey, emma stone, the list goes on (in the about me tab below)

 

So my best friends little brother got mad at her…

kristin5sos:

so he posted this add on this website with her phone number attached and…

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she has been getting calls and texts all day she’s getting so frustrated this is the best revenge ever I’m still laughing

longjohnsylveon:

destructinator:

i know this girl who replies ‘wah’ a lot to messages and like……….i really dont understand what ‘wah’ means

You think you are speaking to little girl but really
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It is Waluigi

thefrailtyofavulcan:

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

(Source: babylizard)

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankushington)