welcome to my life im sorry for the mess
17. art. animals- mostly dogs, food, internet,
my fandoms include: potterhead, whovian, big bang theory, Drake & Josh, hunger games, most 90's nick shows
obsessed with: KE$HA, j law, ZAC EFRON, ellen, amy pohler, tina fey, emma stone, the list goes on (in the about me tab below)

 

sherriffdeadcrackers:

pesach is over and i had yummy oreo ice cream and i’m gonna have pizza soon hallelujah

Amen

Five True Facts About Asexuals

kharmitch:

1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.

2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.

3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.

4.) To summon…

(Source: chicksis)

ursulatheseabitchh:

The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.

What did they have in common?

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Exactly.

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

qwoshins:

Hey guys my emotionally abusive mom is about to pull me out of school and kick me out of the house, so I might need a place to temporarily crash this summer, just until I can get a job and save up a little money.  If you live in the DC/Maryland area, or just somewhere along the east coast, could you maybe message me?   

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

angelofmusicaltheatre:

happily never unseeing this again
Stop it, you

Why are you doing this to me?!

I hate you, you know that?

You’re an ass with one great ass

angelofmusicaltheatre:

happily never unseeing this again

Stop it, you

Why are you doing this to me?!

I hate you, you know that?

You’re an ass with one great ass

magic—oracle:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

stick it and kick it
fuck it and truck it

magic—oracle:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

stick it and kick it

fuck it and truck it