welcome to my life im sorry for the mess.

17. art. animals- mostly dogs, food, internet,my fandoms include: potterhead, whovian, big bang theory, Drake & Josh, hunger games, most 90's nick showsobsessed with: KE$HA, j law, ZAC EFRON, ellen, amy pohler, tina fey, emma stone, the list goes on (in the about me tab below)

 

baby: a-a-a-a...

mom: apple? are your trying to say apple?

baby: a-a-a... anD I'M JAVERT!

meladoodle:

meladoodle:


hey you guys i saw this crazy hidden message on tumblr lol


throwback to the first ever successful meladoodle post. never forget.

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

hey you guys i saw this crazy hidden message on tumblr lol

throwback to the first ever successful meladoodle post. never forget.

katsallday:

selonian:

parahsalmer:

sociallyawkwardriot:

ehretha:

EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this:
If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again.
If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be.
Target’s mark down schedule:
MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics.
TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics.
WEDNESDAY: Men’s Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty.
THURSDAY: Lingerie, Shoes, Housewares.
FRIDAY: cosmetics

WHOOOOA. Will keep in mind!

THIS IS THE GREATEST INFORMATION I HAVE EVER LEARNED FROM TUMBLR.


filed under: important information that everyone needs to know

BRB DOING THIS TODAY

katsallday:

selonian:

parahsalmer:

sociallyawkwardriot:

ehretha:

EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this:

If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again.

If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be.

Target’s mark down schedule:

MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics.

TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics.

WEDNESDAY: Men’s Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty.

THURSDAY: Lingerie, Shoes, Housewares.

FRIDAY: cosmetics

WHOOOOA. Will keep in mind!

THIS IS THE GREATEST INFORMATION I HAVE EVER LEARNED FROM TUMBLR.

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filed under: important information that everyone needs to know

BRB DOING THIS TODAY

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

jerkidiot:

I am still sad that the actress who played Laurie on That 70s Show fuckin died

vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

http://missmarvelprincess.tumblr.com/post/93433997157/sexhaver-fairycave-sexhaver-nobody-in

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high…

avocadomousse:

Blueberry and Lavender Pavlova

5 egg whites (room temperature)
pinch of salt
250g caster sugar
1 teaspoon white wine vinegar or freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 tsp vanilla extract
400ml heavy cream 


1 cup blueberries
1 tablespoon powdered sugar
lavender flowers

Preheat the oven to 150ºC. Whisk the egg whites with a pinch of salt until foamy. Constantly whisking, add caster sugar gradually. Whisk until the sugar is dissolved, around 8 minutes. Delicately stir in vinegar and vanilla. Transfer onto a baking tray lined with parchment paper. Form a flattened sphere. Place in the oven and bake for 1,5 hour. Allow to cool in the oven. 

When the meringue is cooling prepare the topping: simply whisk double cream with a tablespoon of powdered sugar. When Pavlova is cooled completely transfer onto a serving plate, put the whipped double cream on top. Cover with blueberries (or any other fruit) and lavender flowers.